Not being particularly interested in getting into online dating sites after my most recent divorce, I decided to take a web 3.0 approach to meeting incredibly strange people and / or being rejected by those who aren’t strange. Â So, I’ve created an online form to simplify most of the process of being rejected or stalked. Â This greatly simplifies the process, and allows me to pretend in conversation later that I’ve been talking to a whole lot more potential dates (when, in reality, it’s just one 60-year old guy in Florida who’s really just interested in finishing his human skull collection.)
So, please take a moment, and answer all the questions honestly, and I will promptly get back to you about further opportunities!
[contact-form-7 id=”8251″ title=”Application For Cuddle Buddy and / or Girlfriend and / or Ex-Wife #3″]