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Here’s the pitch:  I’m giving you three books to read, all three of them very unique works.  You get to read them for free.  Sure, I dribble them out one section at a time at a pace much slower than I actually write them’

What if you could read everything I’ve written on them, rather than having to wait on me to publish each section?  Or maybe you’d like to be mentioned in the book?  Or heck, maybe you’d like me to fly out to wherever you are, take you out to supper, and chat about the books?

Here’s your chance to show your support – anything from a $1 tip to tell me good job to a $10,100 package that includes me washing your car (I’m not kidding on that part either.  Pay that much and I’ll do it!)  Just click the “buy now” button on any page below and you’ll be promptly whisked away to PayPal where they will ask you for your credit card information!

So, show a writer some love – tip me, buy a book, or whatever suits your fancy!

Just A Tip – $1.00

It’s only a dollar, and you’re telling me you enjoyed the book.  Thanks!  But ya’ don’t get nothin’ for it, really.

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A Thank You – $2.50

About the same thing as a tip, except I take a moment to personally write you a thank you email!

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Read Ahead for IZ – $5.00

Why read only what I’ve released to the public?  Instead you now get to read everything I’ve written for IZ!  And I write you a thank you email, too!

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Read Ahead for Autobiography of a Super-Villain – $5.00

Power up your reading – skip ahead of everyone else who’s waiting for me to publish content and read everything I’ve written!  And I’ll even thank you by email, personally.

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Read Ahead for Muse – $5.00

Similar to the Read Ahead account for IZ, Muse lets you read everything that’s been edited by my Editor.  The difference between Muse and the other two books is that Muse is already written, and is currently being edited.  So you know you’ll get to read a whole book much more quickly!

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Read Them All – $12.50

Why buy into reading ahead on one book when you can read all three?  Access to everything I have written on all three books, and a nice thank you email thrown in there to boot!

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OK, now we’re talking – thanks for not being cheap like the rest of those folks who stopped at the purchases above!  Here you start getting real, tangible dead tree versions for your personal library!

Limited Edition, Signed Copy of IZ – $25 (plus shipping)

  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of IZ books when it’s complete and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy (note: if you don’t want it signed I’ll have to charge you extra.)
  • You also get a Read Ahead account for IZ
  • And a thank you email from me!
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Limited Edition, Signed Copy of Muse – $25 (plus shipping)

  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of Muse books when it’s complete and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy (note: if you don’t want it signed I’ll have to charge you extra.)
  • You also get a Read Ahead account for Muse
  • And a thank you email from me!
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Limited Edition, Signed Copy of Autobiography of a Super-Villain – $25 (plus shipping)

  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of Autobiography of a Super-Villain books when it’s complete and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy (note: if you don’t want it signed I’ll have to charge you extra.)
  • You also get a Read Ahead account for Autobiography of a Super-Villain
  • And a thank you email from me!
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Limited Edition, Signed Copy of All Three Books – $60 (plus shipping)

  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of all three of the books when they are complete and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copies (note: if you don’t want it signed I’ll have to charge you extra.  And yes, this joke is getting old now.)
  • You also get a Read Ahead account for all three books
  • And a thank you email from me!
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Looking for something more?  Something that really shows the author that you care?  Keep reading – we’re getting into the cool stuff now!

Immortalized in IZ – $250

Not everyone gets to appear in a book.  Heck, the only way I’ve ever appeared in a book was because I wrote it!  So here’s your chance – appear as a character in “IZ”!  Now, I can’t garantee you’re character will survive… actually, you can probably expect your character will die a horrible, painful death.  It’s a zombie book, after all!  You can also buy this as a gift for a friend and have them die instead!

Along with your likeness in IZ, you’ll get

  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of IZ books when it is completed and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy
  • You also get a Read Ahead account for IZ
  • And a thank you email from me!
  • Shipping on your book is free
  • And a partridge in a pear tree… (not really.)

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Immortalized in Muse – $250

Not everyone gets to appear in a book.  Heck, the only way I’ve ever appeared in a book was because I wrote it!  So here’s your chance – appear as a character in “Muse”!  Muse is already written, but, I’ll be going back and editing a character to fit your likeness and your name!

Along with your likeness in Muse, you’ll get

  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of Muse books when it is completed and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy
  • You also get a Read Ahead account for Muse
  • And a thank you email from me!
  • Shipping on your book is free

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Immortalized in Autobiography of a Super-Villain – $250

Not everyone gets to appear in a book.  And not everyone gets to be a super-hero or super-villain.  With this you get a chance to do both at once!  I’ll write you into the story – you get to choose if you’re a super-hero, or super-villain, but I get to pick all the rest of the details (including the final fate of your character!)

Along with your likeness in Autobiography of a Super-Villain, you’ll get

  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of books when it is completed and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy
  • You also get a Read Ahead account
  • And a thank you email from me!
  • Shipping on your book is free

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Completely Immortal:  Your Likeness Appears in All Three Books – $600

Wow – see, now you’ll be making me work for the money you paid.  I’ll be placing you in all three stories!

Along with your likeness in the books, you’ll get

  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of books when it is completed complete and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy
  • You also get a Read Ahead account
  • And a thank you email from me!
  • Shipping on your book is free
  • And a lot of gratitude from me

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Ah, you must be a person of refined tastes, browsing the list to find the really good stuff.  Well, here you go!   

Appear On The Dedication Page of IZ – $1,500

  • On that front page that usually says “Dedicated to…” Yep, your name appears right there!
  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of books when it is completed complete and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy
  • You also get a Read Ahead account for IZ
  • And a thank you email from me!
  • Shipping on your book is free
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Appear On The Dedication Page of Muse – $1,500

  • On that front page that usually says “Dedicated to…” Yep, your name appears right there!
  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of books when it is completed complete and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy
  • You also get a Read Ahead account for Muse
  • And a thank you email from me!
  • Shipping on your book is free
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Appear On The Dedication Page of Autobiography of a Super-Villain – $1,500

  • On that front page that usually says “Dedicated to…” Yep, your name appears right there!
  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of books when it is completed complete and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy
  • You also get a Read Ahead account for Autobiography of a Super-Villain
  • And a thank you email from me!
  • Shipping on your book is free
  • Seriously, lots of gratitude!
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Appear On The Dedication Page of All Three Books – $3,250

  • On that front page that usually says “Dedicated to…” Yep, your name appears right there!  Not in just one book, but three books!  See how many of your friends can top THAT!
  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of books when it is completed complete and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy
  • You also get a Read Ahead account for all three books
  • And a thank you email from me!
  • Shipping on your book is free
  • I’ll be mentioning you here on the website!
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OK, you either have too much money and are just looking for some way to blow it all, or you really love and support my work.  I’m not going to ask which – instead, I’m going to give you a great option here:

Personal Visit – $10,000

I will fly or drive to wherever you live and buy you supper.  We’ll chat about the books, or whatever else you’re interested in chatting about.  Dinner with a non-famous author – how cool and indie is THAT?!
OK, and I’ll throw in a few other things too, like:
  • On that front page that usually says “Dedicated to…” Yep, your name appears right there!  Not in just one book, but all three books!
  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of books when it is completed complete and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy
  • You also get a Read Ahead account for all three books
  • And a thank you email from me!
  • Shipping on your book is free
  • I’ll be mentioning you in very glowing terms here on the site, plus I’ll probably post a couple of photos of our supper together!
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What?  Your neighbor bought a Personal Visit from the author, and now you’re looking at a way to one-up him?  OK, OK, I’ve got one more option for you:

…And a Car Wash – $11,000

Same thing as the Personal Visit, but this time I’ll be washing your car.  No joke,  If you really spend $11,000 on my books, supper with me, and a car wash I’ll most certainly be out there washing your car by hand!  However – do not expect me to do it shirtless and in Daisy Duke shorts.  My dignity has no cost, and most communities have decency laws preventing such atrocities!  And along with that, you still get:
  • On that front page that usually says “Dedicated to…” Yep, your name appears right there!  Not in just one book, but all three books!
  • I’ll publish a limited, numbered set of books when it is completed complete and you get a copy
  • I’ll sign your copy
  • You also get a Read Ahead account for all three books
  • And a thank you email from me!
  • Shipping on your book is free
  • I’ll be mentioning you in very glowing terms here on the site, plus I’ll probably post a couple of photos of our supper together, and shots of me washing your car!
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